It's just not fair

It is impossible. I can't do it. I am incapable of getting anything done when my dog is doing things like this.

First of all, what is with the eyebrows? I didn't know dogs could have expressive eyebrows.

Secondly, the one floppy ear on top of his head is enough to make me stare for hours.

You can almost hear him asking why you aren't playing with him, can't you?

How am I supposed to do anything with this dog? It's just not fair I tell ya!

I need to formulate some sort of strategy here. 'Cause I can't go on this way.