My brother shot me right after that picture was taken...but that was as punishment for the outfit I was wearing. Good Lord Almighty what was I thinking? It's like hobbits gone bad. AND it looks like I have a gut...which to date I do not. I don't think my body is anything rockin' or anything...but I know I don't have a weight problem.
Of course you could never tell because my hips look incredibly LARGE in this picture. It's true...you can't deny it. I used to love that skirt too...now I see it is out to get me.
Matt calls that last one my redneck sister-in-law picture. The open-mouthed laughter has something to do with it I am sure.
Forgive me, for I have sinned against the laws of fashion.
It's not the first time...and it's probably not going to be the last...