I can't find it. It's gone. I hid it in the laundry room and now it is GONE!
If you aren't sure what I am talking about, read this.
Sigh. Why does that bother me? I feel like I need to know where it went, or it might show up where I least expect it, and what a nasty shock that would be!
Help me! Where would a man hide a lava lamp?
I'm not even going to get into WHY a man would hide his own lava lamp.