Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Matthew: THE Backseat Driver

Okay, he doesn't always critique my driving, I'm actually a pretty good driver. The "backseat driving" actually comes in the form of text messages.

He was following me as I merged onto the highway, he didn't make it out behind me(heh...i dunno why) and within 30 second my cell phone beeped.

"Cutting it a little close are we?"

Oooohhhh no he didn't. He wouldn't dare. Would he?

I called him back.

"What do you mean?"

"You know what I mean"

"Whatever! You are texting while driving!!"

By this point he was in the lane next to me, and I could see his shady little grin.

You all know the grin I'm talking about...you've seen in from your significant others I'm sure.

Where do they learn that? Is it like a secret father-son thing? Is that handed down from generation to generation?

Well it ends here you backseat-driving know-it-all little grinner person....guy...

**That's NOT the grin, I have never managed to snap a picture of the grin due to the alarming rise of my blood pressure when the grin comes into play**

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