About a year ago, more or less, I was hanging out with my family and someone said something...well...stupid, and I made a comment about them maybe being dropped as an infant.
My mom looked me straight in the eye and said "No Bekah, that was you."
"Yeah Honey, on the way up from Florida to visit when you were six months old."
"What!? You dropped me?" I shrieked.
"Well, no, you more or less rolled off the side of the bed and landed on your face...twice."
I stared, as the rest of my siblings fell into gales of laughter. I don't think I have ever seen my brother-in-law laugh that hard. Matt was hyperventilating by the time it was over.
"Did I break my nose? 'Cause if I did that would explain why there is a bump in my nose."
Adding insult to injury she informed that I did not break my nose, that's just how my nose looks.
Great, now I'm brain-damaged AND I have a a stupid nose.
Apparently baby-dropping is a relatively common occurance, who knew?! Was anyone else out there dropped as a child? Am I alone here? Do you think I can blame my nose on that incident anyway?
Does that schnoz look broken to you?
*Seriously I almost didn't post that picture..I hate that picture. But...in the interest of honest journalism(what?) I had to post it*