Option 3. Me on a boat on our honeymoon. Of course you can't actually see any of that so it's just a small picture of me wearing sunglasses.
Option 4. There are no words. But there is a question -- where is my upper lip? I have big lips, I know this, where did it go?
Option 5. The angry eater. Now...it's not a particularly good picture, my nose looks like I might have been a prize-fighter in my past life. BUT I threw it in the running because it's not like any other picture of me.
Option 6. Feeding my addiction.