Jaco learned an important lesson this weekend.
If a puppy were to be left alone for...oh, let's say two hours, and said puppy pulled the watch that his Mommy got his Daddy in Spain on their honeymoon off of the dining room table, and chewed that watch, that puppy? That puppy would be in trouble.
Hypothetically speaking of course, that puppy would have to take a BATH. The most dreaded of consequences.
Even his feet would be stressed out.
But not only that, after his bath he would be forced to wear a towel around the apartment so he didn't make everything smell like orange dreamsicle shampoo with a hint of wet dog.
(Please forgive the blur, I may have been laughing and therefore unable to hold the camera steady)
And then said puppy would be embarrassed because his Daddy was chanting 'toga, toga, toga' while he ran around in a towel.
All hypothetically speaking, of course.