1. When left up totheirown devices men actually CAN watch football for an entire day, stopping only to eat and poop.
2. It doesn't matter if there are no games of interest on at the time, in which case they can just watch commentary.
3. For some reason, when it this sedate state, they become easily irritated. Because GOD FORBID I distract one of them with my banter DURING A FREAKIN' COMMERCIAL.
Long story short, I am at my in-laws. Football has been on all day. Please send help.