Scene: It is night-time, about oh, I don't know, 1:00 AM. Matt and Bekah are asleep in bed.
Matt: GET UP! GET UP! GET OUT OF BED!
Bekah: Huh? What? What's happening? Are you okay?
Matt: Get out of the bed and close your eyes!
Bekah:(gets out of bed) What is going on Matt?
Matt turns on the lamp and tears the covers off of the bed, then begins gingerly lifting the pillows one by one.
Bekah: Matt? Honey what are you looking for?
Matt: I think there is a lizard in our bed! I thought for sure that I saw one.
Bekah: (groans) A lizard? In Pennsylvania? In the winter?
Matt: Just go back to bed.
True story folks, true story.