A few concerned readers have asked how Jaco has taken the news that he is no longer going to be an only 'child'. I hadn't really broken the news to him yet, so I decided to sit him down and have a heart to heart about the baby on the way.
Jaco? There's something I have been meaning to tell you! It's very exciting!
OOOOhhhh tell me more.
We are going to have a baby! You are going to have a new person in the house to play with!
A baby? BLEEEECCCCCKKK.
Jaco, no, that's not nice.
(Muttering) I'll tell you what's not nice. Nobody cleared this with ME.
Excuse me mister? What did you just say?
(Big sigh, flops on the ground.) Nothing.
You better watch that attitude mister! Or I'm letting this child give you a haircut!
So folks, Jaco did NOT take the news well. Behavior like this might just earn him a BATH.