Since the onslaught that is the first trimester is now officially over, I find myself with one or two vomit-free days per week, and what better way to spend those days than to catalog ANOTHER symptom of this wonderful thing called pregnancy? You know what I mean...I mean these completely psychotic, vaguely disturbing, extremely vivid dreams I have been having.
Not only are the baby related ones, like the recurring one where I give birth to triplets (2 girls, 1 boy) and not only do I have no idea what to do with them, I am also completely unable to breastfeed. Or rather, my dream triplets hate my boobs. Every time I try to nurse one (s)he starts screaming and refuses to stop until my ta-tas are covered.
There are also the other, stranger dreams, such as the one I had the other night about Matt and I in a grocery store, picking up some necessities with our good friend Sandy. Sandy just so happened to be a large squirrel, carrying two samurai swords. That's right folks, it was Sandy The Warrior Squirrel. When I recounted this dream to my eight year old nephew (i.e. the only one who will still listen to me ramble about my dreams) he immediately lit up and said "SPONGEBOB!" And proceeded to explain to me that in SpongeBob (is that one word? two? hyphenated?) there is a squirrel names Sandy. I don't know if she has Samurai swords or how she breathes underwater for that matter.
Hang on...I need Google.
Oh! She has a bubble! Although I must say, she looks nothing like the Sandy of my dream. But thanks to the wonder of Google, look at what I found...
Apparently I am not the only pregnant woman dreaming of warrior squirrels! That picture is much closer, not quite there, but closer.
Do you have strange dreams? What is the weirdest dream you have ever had??