Being female, the need to know the basics of urinal etiquette has never really been pressing. However, from conversations with male friends and family I have gathered that there are unspoken rules that men are expected to follow when using public restrooms.
-Don't stand directly next to another man.
-Don't actually drop your pants to your ankles.
You know...just rules.
Well, last night at family dinner the subject was "what's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in a bathroom?" I know...weird topic for family night.
My step-dad Tim took the contest hands-down, and he wasn't even there to tell his own story, my mom filled us in on all the sordid details...which I will now share with you!
A few years ago after attending a church program, Tim availed himself of the facilities. As he stood there and um, did his, um, business, he was struck by the thought that the program this year had not been as long as the year before.
So, without giving any context, he turned to the man next to him(picture this in your head if you will) and remarked...
Man, these things just keep getting shorter and shorter every year!
Can you top that story? I certainly can't!