Scene: Our third birthing class.
Instructor: Now, there are many different positions you can labor in, and many that you can push in as well. Just remember, the harder you push, the faster you will get to meet your baby.
Matt: (whispers softly) You're going to be so bad at that.
Bekah: Did you seriously just say that? That's not funny! You are a horrible labor coach!
Matt: What? What's wrong?
Bekah: What do you think is wrong? What did you just say to me Matthew?
Matt: I have to pee so bad?
Bekah: Ooooooohhhh, nevermind then.