Monday, October 26, 2009

Poetry of a Mad Pregnant Woman

Toes so swollen
At least I think,
For I haven't seen
My feet in weeks.

My back is sore,
My nipples leak,
Strangers stare
like I'm a sideshow freak

But as I look
On my expanding girth
I wouldn't trade this
For anything on Earth.

Happy Monday! How was your weekend? Bonus points to anyone who comments in poem fashion!


  1. Aw you poor thing! Hang in there!=)

  2. Soon, and it will all be worth it.


  3. Does swollen feet
    mean new shoes?
    Or could it be
    just a ruse?

    I donated shoes
    clothes and more-
    Now I'm down
    to less than four!

    If a job
    I do get-
    On new shoes
    my mind is set!

  4. Ahh the joys of being prego
    Ranks up there with the traffic of San Diego
    Take some Tylenol PM
    And you will feel better in the AM

    Okay, enough poem hysterics for me!
    It is almost over my dear and you will have that little bundle of joy cuddled up next to you and you'll be in bliss!

  5. I know just the feeling...
    All I can say it it shall pass....

  6. Sorry to hear about the swollen toes,
    at least you don't have an expanding nose!!!

    (don't laugh, I've heard that happens to some preggos)

    Sorry, that's all I've got. LOL Hope you are having a good day at least!

  7. It will all be worth it,
    When you greet with joy,
    your new girl or boy.

    I'm soo bad at poems...

  8. ((Bless you!)) LOVE the poem. And I'm so happy for you.

  9. Oh you poor soon to be mommy! Don't worry it will all be worth it. ((Hugs))

  10. You are SO close!

    And I love the poem!


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